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curiousa3z : Come, take a look at my backyard. :)

Marquis De Sade : Your hand looks ugly. It looks like a terrorist's hand in Counter-Strike.

Random TK User : Chill the fuck out ! They're just hands, man !

Marquis De Sade : Oh well, to me it's more like : they're just man hands.

Random TK User : Fuck you.

Politically Correct Crowd : Fuck you.

Random TK User : Although In real life I would look like an idiot for orgasming over a fucking garden, I will express my bewilderment at the sight of a bunch of plants because it is assumed that I have never seen any in my entire worthless life.

Random TK User : Furthermore, I will be saying shit like Wow, Nice, or Cute to emphasize on the social aspect of TK and the Minefield. After all, behind the abominable trolls, there are nice human beings who pretend to give a fuck about each others' gardens. Bonus points if I extend these words, like Woooooooooooooooooooooooow, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, or cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Yeah, that will sound good and boost my e-reputation which I cherish deeply. If I am lucky, I'll get a couple of green karmas for it, too.

Marquis De Sade : Oh !
 
Marquis De Sade: Now I shall use my dual to put myself over and include a "man hand's" joke that I didn't actually make at the time, but which I'm quite proud of.
 
How did you know it was my dual ?
 
Have you watched The Jacket, by the way ?

I just finished watching this movie about half an hour ago. It's not bad. It has Ms. Knightley in it too. The lead actor was a douchebag, though.
 
You are a giant ass, De Sade. I demand you post pictures of your garden so we can collectively piss on it.
 
Jean-Baptiste Poquelin said:
babblebabble!
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As it happens I love gardening as well, I posted pics of mine last summer and was gonna bump the thread, but Tom had posted in it and thats a long boring story but I would rather be out digging in the dirt than doing almost anything else.

;)
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I'm telling you guys, if you just read his supercilious posts in Stewie Griffin's voice you will get some enjoyment out of them.
 
I've been using Chris's voice, actually. A nice lisp always makes things funnier.
 
Yub said:
You are a giant ass, De Sade. I demand you post pictures of your garden so we can collectively piss on it.
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Cassie said:
I'm telling you guys, if you just read his supercilious posts in Stewie Griffin's voice you will get some enjoyment out of them.
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Tisiphone said:
I've been using Chris's voice, actually. A nice lisp always makes things funnier.
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Revenge of the nerds.
 
missmanners said:
As it happens I love gardening as well, I posted pics of mine last summer and was gonna bump the thread, but Tom had posted in it and thats a long boring story but I would rather be out digging in the dirt than doing almost anything else.

;)
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I happen to have a garden too. It was never about the garden itself, but rather the idiots acting as if they have never seen a fucking plant in their life, pretending to be in awe. IMO they're a bunch of hypocrites.

Who's Tom, by the way ?
 
Marquis De Sade said:
Revenge of the nerds.
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And? I am a nerd. So what? It doesn't change anything, including the fact you are a giant shit-stained gas bladder.
 
True dat.
 
Also, De Sade, complementing people on how awesome their garden looks is something friends do. You seem to have grasped that much but don't get why. I didn't expect you to do that, seeing as you don't seem interested in friends, instead choosing to gratify your ego on the internet. Kudos to you there, pal. You've racked up another kill, inflate that noggin another few inches.

BTW why the hell would you claim someone had man hands at all? Curious' hands seem perfectly normal to me. Does every females hands have to match the high end whore who is the only woman you've ever seen in RL?

Meh. You'll probably pick this apart in order to fuel your deluded ravings. Or on the other if this is all a joke to you, it still makes to you a sad POS.
 
Marquis De Sade said:
Have you watched The Jacket, by the way ?

I just finished watching this movie about half an hour ago. It's not bad. It has Ms. Knightley in it too. The lead actor was a douchebag, though.
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The whole movie was a piece of shit.
 
What Marquis FAILED at was that you said that you deal with weeds that old fashioned way. And that you are a gardener.

I'll bet his hands have never touched dirt.
"Ewww! icky!"

He's a pansy.

Dear, I'd love to see your garden.
(You have good hands too, I don't know what he saw wrong with them. )
 
Take more pics curiousa2z! Your garden is really beautiful, much more so than my yard at the moment. We've had a long dry spell and all the pretty weeds and wildflowers have wilted and died.
 
OH.. curiousa2z, there's a plumeria expo this weekend somewhere in Florida. I'D KILL TO GO SEE IT!! They have hundreds of plants in bloom, I bet it smells like heaven. AND BTW, my plumeria is looking good, no blooms yet but I have my fingers crossed!
 
Two birds in the hand is better than one
 
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