CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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EYAH Io'M A RIGHT UPPITY JIMMY SO I AM, ALWAYS BOUCNING AND BOPPING AND HIPPOING AND HOPPING DOWN THE STREET WITHT HE NOTORIES BIG AND BY THAT I MEAN THE MOVIED BIG STARRING TOM HANKS, THAt'S RIGHT I CARRY A BIG DVD AROUND WITH ME AT ALL TIMES AND IF I GO INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND THEY HAVE A DVD PLAYER I'LL JUST STICK BIG ON WITHOUT ASKING THEM, WHY, WELL BABY THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL, AND IF THEY OBJECT I JUST SAYS "HEY YOU FUCKERS, TOM HANKS HAS AIDS, SHOW SOME RESPECT" AND IF THEY STILL WON'T LISTEN TO MY LOGICAL ARGUMENT THEN I PULL OUT A GUN AND SAY "BANG BANG FUCKER YOU ARE DEAD!" BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A GUN IT'S AN OLD SCHOOL MEGATRAON TOY WHICH WERE BANNED IN THE UK SO I NEVER HAD ONE, BUT I HAD REGULAR OPTIMUS PRIME AND THE ACTION MASTER PRIME AND THE FUCKING, WHAT WAS THE TOHER ONE CALLED, THE ONE THAT COULDN'T TRANSFORM, MAN THAT WAS SHIT, ANYWAY WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I HAD THREE OPTIMUS PRIMES AND ALSO ULTRA MAGNUS WHICH INCLUDING A WHITE PRIME FIGURE WHICH I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS WEIRD, I MEAN WHY DID MAGNUS HAVE A WHITE PRIME INSIDE HIM, WHAT DID HE DO, EAT HIM, THE FUCKING CANNIBALIST BASTARD, YEAH, HE'S A MECHANIBALL, REMEMBER THAT STORY GAGH, HUH, YOU BIG FRENCH BREAD EATER, YOU REMEMBER, HUH, SIMON FURMAN THE BIG NINNY WRITING COMICS AND INFLUENCING MY FORMATIVE YEARS, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, E.E. CUMMINGS, FUCK IGT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO E.E. CUMMINGS EVEN IS, IJUST KNOW THE NAME, I KNOW I SHOULD KNOW WHO HE IS BUT I DON'T OKAY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAt, YOU KNOW WHO EE CUMSTAIN IS AND WANT TO EDUCATE ME, THEN FUCKING CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES AND THtE NAME OF THAT SOMEONE: ME, CAPTAINWACKY, I ACRE
I CARE
I CAAAAAAAAAARE
I CANRE ABOUT HITLER AND JEWS AND EVEN BIG BIRD
HE'S SO BIG
AND COVERED IN FEATEHRS
HE EATS JEWS
I DON'TK NOW WHAT I 'm ASYAINg
I'M FREESTYLINg, INNIT,
I'm KEEPING IT REAL
COOKEIS!
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gFUCKING MONKEYSTRAINS
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MONKEYSTRAINS?
WHAT?
WHAt
JESUS JEWS AND JFK
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PRINCESS DIANSA
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PLAY
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(THERE IS A STAGE ANd IT CATCHES FIRE.)
Direcotr: RUN FOR THE FIRE EXITS!
FIN
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GOOOOD PLAY
MAHYBE ONE OF THE BEST
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EYAH Io'M A RIGHT UPPITY JIMMY SO I AM, ALWAYS BOUCNING AND BOPPING AND HIPPOING AND HOPPING DOWN THE STREET WITHT HE NOTORIES BIG AND BY THAT I MEAN THE MOVIED BIG STARRING TOM HANKS, THAt'S RIGHT I CARRY A BIG DVD AROUND WITH ME AT ALL TIMES AND IF I GO INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND THEY HAVE A DVD PLAYER I'LL JUST STICK BIG ON WITHOUT ASKING THEM, WHY, WELL BABY THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL, AND IF THEY OBJECT I JUST SAYS "HEY YOU FUCKERS, TOM HANKS HAS AIDS, SHOW SOME RESPECT" AND IF THEY STILL WON'T LISTEN TO MY LOGICAL ARGUMENT THEN I PULL OUT A GUN AND SAY "BANG BANG FUCKER YOU ARE DEAD!" BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A GUN IT'S AN OLD SCHOOL MEGATRAON TOY WHICH WERE BANNED IN THE UK SO I NEVER HAD ONE, BUT I HAD REGULAR OPTIMUS PRIME AND THE ACTION MASTER PRIME AND THE FUCKING, WHAT WAS THE TOHER ONE CALLED, THE ONE THAT COULDN'T TRANSFORM, MAN THAT WAS SHIT, ANYWAY WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I HAD THREE OPTIMUS PRIMES AND ALSO ULTRA MAGNUS WHICH INCLUDING A WHITE PRIME FIGURE WHICH I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS WEIRD, I MEAN WHY DID MAGNUS HAVE A WHITE PRIME INSIDE HIM, WHAT DID HE DO, EAT HIM, THE FUCKING CANNIBALIST BASTARD, YEAH, HE'S A MECHANIBALL, REMEMBER THAT STORY GAGH, HUH, YOU BIG FRENCH BREAD EATER, YOU REMEMBER, HUH, SIMON FURMAN THE BIG NINNY WRITING COMICS AND INFLUENCING MY FORMATIVE YEARS, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, E.E. CUMMINGS, FUCK IGT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO E.E. CUMMINGS EVEN IS, IJUST KNOW THE NAME, I KNOW I SHOULD KNOW WHO HE IS BUT I DON'T OKAY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAt, YOU KNOW WHO EE CUMSTAIN IS AND WANT TO EDUCATE ME, THEN FUCKING CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES AND THtE NAME OF THAT SOMEONE: ME, CAPTAINWACKY, I ACRE
I CARE
I CAAAAAAAAAARE
I CANRE ABOUT HITLER AND JEWS AND EVEN BIG BIRD
HE'S SO BIG
AND COVERED IN FEATEHRS
HE EATS JEWS
I DON'TK NOW WHAT I 'm ASYAINg
I'M FREESTYLINg, INNIT,
I'm KEEPING IT REAL
COOKEIS!
LOLlsdfjg
h
gf
fjkjkofg
gFUCKING MONKEYSTRAINS
sdg
ad
MONKEYSTRAINS?
WHAT?
WHAt
JESUS JEWS AND JFK
fasgdkj
PRINCESS DIANSA
_____---
PLAY
_____-----
(THERE IS A STAGE ANd IT CATCHES FIRE.)
Direcotr: RUN FOR THE FIRE EXITS!
FIN
________-
GOOOOD PLAY
MAHYBE ONE OF THE BEST
