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May I propose that my thread titles are contrived and much longer than they need be

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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Yes, I may.
 
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT THAT'S LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE?
 
WHOOPS I DID IT AGAIN, I ATE SOME CATS, GOT LOST IN A GAY
 
Sometimes the monk's needle is infused with cheesy Roundhead propaganda!
 
OF ALL THE GODDAMN THINGS ON MY BODY THAT HAVE TO BE ESPECIALLY LONG, IT'S GOTTA BE MY FUCKING EYEBALLS. I'M VERY SORE ABOUT IT.
 
This thread needs Osa@ma
 
Is he into long eyeballs? WE SHOULD PROTECT ISCABIBBLE FROM HIS GRABBY HANDS!
 
QUICK! LET US PURCHASE SOME LONG GOGGLES THAT ISHCABITTLE'S LONG EYEBALLS MAY BE MADE MORE PERFECTLY PROTECTED FROM THE HEINOUS GRASPING MACHINATIONS OF OS@MA!
 
third aisle, next to the ear plugs in the Outdoor Seasonal Activites Section. There's a 29% - Off Sale, but it ends Friday!
 
Sorry about that, Friday.
 
OMG, FRYDAY HAS ENDED.
 
OMG THE WORLD IS ENDED TOOOOOOO!!!
 
And Ducan's horses did turn and eat themselves, as usual.
 
Well what do you expect when an entire forest moves?
 
Have Ishcabittle's eyes been grabbed yet?
 
The last great march of the Ents.
 
Your post titles are too long.
 
Well, the number of letters in your name is too even. Also, the vowel to consonant ratio is too even. Also, your join date is too recent. And, your avatar is too colorful. And yet, I am in love.
 
THERE YOU ARE, THEN.
 
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