Summary.
Yub is the first to attack the drive-by trolls when they spam up pointless shit in random threads, but then does it himself, but he's generally a good guy.
Dork Lord is a sycophantic cunt.
Gagh eats bacon.
We can open negotiations, as long as you are not opposed to being spanked when you are naughty.Eggs is literally my hero and I wish he would adopt me.
The list of people who have known my couch grows longer by the year.
It is inevitable.