Why does Gagh want me to spam up The Mine Field?

[The Dork Lord]

Why don't you come and spam the shit out of The Mine Field? If only to rubberstamp THE FAKE FEUD OF 2008?

Go on. Open some SPAMCRAPITAL THREADS and turn on that little contraption you control with a small monkey called Pete that posts all those little pieces of books & Reuters news stories!

DO IT DORK, DO IT FOR THE BADLANDS!

It's what Mirah & Gonad would have wanted. YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB WITH THE PLACE!

I suspect he's up to some trollish shenanigans, but rest Assured, I have no intention of flooding your fine fourum with my banal tripe!

 

[Dr Dave]

*yawns*

 

[The Dork Lord]

HI DR DAVE

 

[Yub]

You Badlanders...there was a time I was tempted by your offer. How long? 0.68 seconds, but for an android, that is nearly an eternity.

 

[Dr Dave]

HI DR DAVE

Hi.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You Badlanders...there was a time I was tempted by your offer. How long? 0.68 seconds, but for an android, that is nearly an eternity.

We had one thousand virgin ewok brides lined up and waiting to meet you

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually they were 1,000 unshaven Verne Troyer clones, but hey, any port in a storm.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hey, they could hold a spear as good as any!

They would have done anything to make Yub happy!

 

[Yub]

We had one thousand virgin ewok brides lined up and waiting to meet you

I'm into Wookiees, sorry.

 

[Mirah]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Win.

 

[Dr Dave]

Win indeed.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm into Wookiees, sorry.

NOW YOU TELL ME

 

[Dr Dave]

The more you know.

 

[Yub]

EPIC FAIL. Wookiee and armour are both spelt wrong.

 

[Mirah]

 

[CaptainWacky]

EPIC FAIL. Wookiee and armour are both spelt wrong.

Aren't words generally spelt wrong in cat memes?

 

[Cassie]

Yes, everyone knows cats can't spell.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Even Felix needed a bag of tricks to spell words.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aww, Felix!