My attic is the kindom of the spiders

[whisky]

There was one pretty big one in there, I thought it was dead, so I poked it with a stick, it wasnt dead, and scurried off under the floor boards, later loads of its dot sized children skittered about all over the place.

I suppose I should be grateful its not mice, but then mice don't crawl into your nostrils while you sleep.

 

[curiousa2z]

*vows never to fucking SLEEP AGAIN THANK YOU WHISKY!*

 

[CaptainWacky]

To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I had a garage like that once. Do they still sell those fogger things? I set a couple of those off in there and they all died horribly.

 

[Cassie]

I like spiders, but I wish they'd stay out of noses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't understand what's scary about them. Normal sized ones anyway.

 

[Cassie]

I've noticed lots of brown and black widows living on my porch this year. Those kind of spiders are scary.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Spiders in nature are fine and dandy. Spiders that enter my home without an invitation are going to be squashed/gassed/folded/spindled/mutilated/set afire/etc.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

When I was about 8, I swatted a GIANT wolf spider that had a zillion gross little babies on its back too. Definitely one of the most gag-inducing moments of my life, I can still see it now. It was in the kitchen, right next to the door to the laundry room.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

i fuckin h8 spiders!

 

[Loktar]

i fuckin h8 spiders!

Spiders are cool. Its the insects that make annoying buzzing sounds and sting that I hate.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

Spiders are cool. Its the insects that make annoying buzzing sounds and sting that I hate.

thats a camel spider bite, they are hideous creatures(not really even spiders i am told)
but once once you have seen them feed on people and shit
well, big bugs just freak me out, especially spiders!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

MMMYYYYY CHIIIIIILLLLLLDDDRREEEEENNNNN!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shelob would probably be scary.

 

[curiousa2z]

I won't kill spiders as non of the ones up here are venomous and they do eat flies etc. I'll get a jar and put them outside with best wishes never to return ...

BUT I freaking DONT want em crawling on me and really find big ones hideous. ethnocentric of me, I know.

 

[Loktar]

I won't kill spiders as non of the ones up here are venomous and they do eat flies etc. I'll get a jar and put them outside with best wishes never to return ...

BUT I freaking DONT want em crawling on me and really find big ones hideous. ethnocentric of me, I know.

See this is why I love spiders. They eat those annoying buzzing flies.

 

[Mirah]

I tried to stop reading this thread
I tried

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

Shelob would probably be scary.

and

*
Ungoliant even scarier


*=it says the big huge dude with her is Morgoth...

 

[Yub]

I looked up crab spider. I'm glad they don't live in Australia. Really really glad.

 

[curiousa2z]

Im glad we dont have those Brown Recluse fuckers. All the time I was in Texas, I kept kicking the toilet seat before sitting down.
Im sure my friends thought it some eccentric Canuck custom.