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LeVar Burton never got enough credit

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He was one of the best actors in TNG and did a remarkable job showing emotion with his eyes covered by that silly VISOR.
 
Well I always gave him credit for always acting incredibly gay in real life yet being married to a woman
 
He was just trying to help Wil Wheaton fit in.
 
fit into what? heyoooo
 
They called Wheaton "Keyhole Kate" on set, because he kept pushing his knob into keyholes, using a lolly stick to push it in.

True story.
 
Hence Riker singing, on the good ship lolly cock
 
I liked the scene in Insurrection with Geordi "seeing" his first sunset (or sunrise maybe.)
 
I like the bit where he laughed until a lung fell out of his arse when Zephram Cockring said "I gotta take a leak", and Data pushed it back up his anus with his knob.
 
I liked the scene in Insurrection with Geordi "seeing" his first sunset (or sunrise maybe.)

Yeah, that would have been even more touching if he hadnt got his eyesight back and then lost it again, about four times over the run of the show.
 
SSSSH./
 
Or Data didn't force him to watch his home video collection of Spot being fully funtional with various bits of their quarters.
 
Anyway, someone just FUCKING agree with me that LeVar Burton was good as Geordi.
 
Ok.
 
Thank you.
 
I liked the fact that Geordi actually seemed like a realistic, well rounded character, rather than a cardboard cut out. Of course, that does mean he was a little run of the mill.
 
I think Geordi should've been Kunta Kente transported to the future by a misguided scientist. Due to being unable to return him home,and pity, the starfleet educated him, and gave him the visor for vision, and METAL FEET.

Then he could've had gnarly flashbacks about being beaten during stressful situations, which would've been a way better handicap to overcome than blindness IMHO. This is why I should've ran WCW in 2000 bygawd!
 
THANKS for the feedBLACK.
 
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