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I have a puppy

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Although I haven't been able to get my hands on him/her.

My dog Cheyenne got pregant by her brother, Harm. Yep, it's so white trash.

My brother-in-law was in denial, despite the enormous tits Cheyenne had been sporting, until he finally saw the puppy this evening under the shed, where Cheyenne has been nesting.

We tried to coax her and the puppy out, but she's content to stay there, but I'm worried because it's got to be at least 115 degrees under that shed. The pup latched on, though, so that's good. I'm calling the vet in the morning to see if he has any ideas. We were gonna saw open the floor of the shed to get her, but then decided that Cheyenne will bring the pup out when it's ready.

To top my lovely evening off, my cable company called to let me know that they will no longer be providing cable to my town, and will begin shutting everything off tomorrow. So nice of them to let us all know in advance. She said they sent out letters, but apparently I'm not the only one who didn't get one. Fuckers.

I can't get the new cable installed until August 12.
 
Tisiphone said:
Although I haven't been able to get my hands on him/her.

My dog Cheyenne got pregant by her brother, Harm. Yep, it's so white trash.

My brother-in-law was in denial, despite the enormous tits Cheyenne had been sporting, until he finally saw the puppy this evening under the shed, where Cheyenne has been nesting.

We tried to coax her and the puppy out, but she's content to stay there, but I'm worried because it's got to be at least 115 degrees under that shed. The pup latched on, though, so that's good. I'm calling the vet in the morning to see if he has any ideas. We were gonna saw open the floor of the shed to get her, but then decided that Cheyenne will bring the pup out when it's ready.

To top my lovely evening off, my cable company called to let me know that they will no longer be providing cable to my town, and will begin shutting everything off tomorrow. So nice of them to let us all know in advance. She said they sent out letters, but apparently I'm not the only one who didn't get one. Fuckers.

I can't get the new cable installed until August 12.
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Congrats on the puppy.

Sucks about the cable
 
What have you named the puppy?
 
Who is your cable provider?
 
Charter.
 
We have Time Warner. I guess they are okay. Expensive. A million channels, most in Spanish and/or paid programs hocking some sort of gigamajig. They have a decent package deal with cable internet though.

Try making mom a nest in a big enough box, water and food, in the shade or in the house. Coax her out with food and put her in the house while you dig puppy out and put in the new, better situated nest. As long as mom feels the puppy is safe in the new nest, she'll leave it there. Any dogs or cats she'd have to fend off if she were out in the open or in the house?
 
congrats on the puppy! pix?
 
Charter is a strange name for a puppy lol omg.
 
LoL...Turns out it's two puppies. Boy and girl, so we can keep the inbreeding going!

Haven't decided on names because I don't know if I'm keeping them. I might keep one, though....
 
POST PICS so we can stalk them.
 
I love puppies and their puppy breath.
 
I love death.
 
I've got a pic, but I have to download it onto my computer. It's not really a good one, just of them nursing. But you get the drift. :)

And I love puppy breath, too!
 
Nursing? Mmm, perverted thoughts...
 
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