Cassie, were you on Regis today!!!!???!!!

[Tisiphone]

So, I'm captioning Regis & Kelly, and their beach dancer is none other than a gal named Cassie from Florida!

<g>

 

[Cassie]

OMG, YOU GOT ME.

 

[Tisiphone]

I saw Cassie in a bikini!
I saw Cassie in a bikini!
I saw Cassie in a bikini!






Yes, I know it wasn't you, but I just found it funny.

 

[Cassie]

lol.. yeah. I can dream it was me.

 

[Tisiphone]

I know I do.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie could get in the audience at one of those things like The Today Show.

 

[Tisiphone]

Cassie needs to call in and report on the hurricane like a professional.

 

[Cassie]

I'm afraid of news reporters and their big microphones.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie's real name is Hitler.

 

[Dr Dave]

O

M

G

 

[whisky]

Vic Hitler the narcoleptic stand up comedian?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[whisky]

Eggs will get the reference

 

[Cassie]

I wish I was narcoleptic, they get the good drugs.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I wish I had whatever disease it is where they give you cocaine and hookers as medicine.

Maybe that's millionaireitis.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats the one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I had an autism spectrum disorder...oh wait...

 

[Tisiphone]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her

 

[mauricio]

well thats nice

 

[Tisiphone]

You know, your sig reminds me of the one guy from Street Fighter that you fight in Spain, and he wears the mask and has the claw.