I'd turn closed captioning on for that.
You know, your sig reminds me of the one guy from Street Fighter that you fight in Spain, and he wears the mask and has the claw.
Why would you need to see it, let alone read it?
I wish I had whatever disease it is where they give you cocaine and hookers as medicine.
Maybe that's millionaireitis.
You caption shows? Don't you ever feel like slipping some crap in there?
Regis: "Coming up after the break, I'll be rogering a camerman LIVE!"
See what? You'd only be reading it.
OH.. I thought it was saved by the bell.