McRib is back.

[Dr Dave]

FYI

 

[Loktar]

Awesome! its like a pig sex sandwich! Delicious!

 

[Dr Dave]

I had one today. It was good.

 

[starbys]

Ick.

 

[Dr Dave]

You take that back you son of a bitch!

 

[starbys]

You're the one who's nibbling pig pener sandwiches.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's a sandwich of the people!

I should toss a can of soda at you right now, only thing saving you is the av and the fact you once poll danced in Reno for $5.99 a night.

 

[Yub]

Australia has never experienced the McRib.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should write your MP.

 

[Loktar]

It's a sandwich of the people!

I should toss a can of soda at you right now, only thing saving you is the av and the fact you once poll danced in Reno for $5.99 a night.

Well I never saw her poll dance in Reno. And I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

*tosses a can of soda at starbys*

Edit: OH SHIT! I forgot about Ann's precious boobies! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What have I done?

 

[Dr Dave]

You did what had to be done, the only thing, the right thing.

 

[Yub]

It'll bounce off her boobies and she'll catch it and thank you and then she'll open it but it'll be all fizzy and explode out of the can onto her boobies and damn I just soiled myself.

 

[Dr Dave]

This is unusual?

 

[Yub]

SHUT UP, HIPPIE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Stop projecting, go drink some fosters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about the Muad'Dib?

 

[Dr Dave]

Only in Iran.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fur is the mind killer.

 

[Dr Dave]

I thought that was watching Fox News?

 

[Zimmy]

McRib meat is mostly ground up dead zoo animals packed into 55 gallon steel drums for McDonalds Corporation. THE MEAT if left in the drum HAS A SHELF LIFE OF OVER 10,000 YEARS. Many countries and the Mormon Church stockpile this meat by the tons in underground storage silos. Although used as McRib meat it can be used in countless other configurations including chicken and brain tacos.