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LET'S TALK ABOUT MUFFINS! I LIKE APPLE CINNAMON MUFFINS! THEY ARE OK! I ALSO LIKE DOUBLE CHOC MUFFINS WITH CREAM! THEY ARE ALSO OK! I BET MUFFINS WOULD TOTALLY COME UP WITH A UNIFIED FIELD THEORY IF THEY HAD BRAINS AND EYES AND LIMBS AND SUCH! ONCE A MUFFIN SPOKE TO ME IN MY DREAM AND TOLD ME TO ROCK! IT ALSO TOLD ME TO KILL CHER! I DIDN'T KILL HER THO AND HOW I WISH I HAD OBEYED THE DREAM MUFFIN AND BEEN REWARDED WITH HIS MUFFIN PROGENY!
 
I WANT TO DREAM ABOUT MUFFINS INSTEAD OF DREAMING ABOUT MY FAMILY KNOWING ABOUT MY CROSSDRESSING AND HELPING ME PICK OUT OUTFITS. SAVE ME O MUFFIN DREAM MAN!
 
MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!
 
You show em.
 
MUFFINS DAMMIT THE TOPIC IS MUFFINS
 
I had a cat named Muffins once.
 
Dr Dave said:
I don't feel like talking about those.
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Its alright. You're among friends. Tell us about the bad man that shoved a muffin up your arse.
 
Nobody did that.
 
I've been wanting to neg somebody.

It wont be you, who could I neg?
 
Flaccidarg.
 
Neg Me Hard!
Neg Me HArd Dr Dave!
 
Its all good now.
I'm ok with it.
I can handle it.
I can handle whatever comes my way.
 
Yub said:
MUFFINS DAMMIT THE TOPIC IS MUFFINS
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Fuck You Yub! Go make me a Sandwich!


: P

LOL

You can keep your muffins!

Wait, I really do like muffins tho

poppy seed

and chocolate

and blueberry sometimes on a Sunday Morning
 
I'll make sandwiches with you LC!
 
Make sure any of his fur doesn't get in your food.
 
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