Why is it illegal to kill midgets?

[starguard]

Make her give you a blowjob. That should keep her occupied

 

[The Question]

Make her give you a blowjob. That should keep her occupied

Fuck EW. EW MOTHER FUCKIN' EW.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Killing mental midgets should be legal.

 

[mauricio]

if enough people bitch about something, it becomes illegal

 

[missmanners]

Define "midget"

:hmm:
mm

 

[FBI parte due]

It's actually illegal if you don't get caught, too.

NOT TO RAIN ON ANYBODY'S PARADE OR ANYTHING

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

how hard can it be to dispose of a midget's body?
much easier chop up than a full grown man
i can promise you...

 

[The Question]

Define "midget"

:hmm:
mm

4'8"
face looks like one of those plastic trolls with the ka-RAAAAYZEE nylon neon hair

Actually...

Looks like somebody taught a chihuahua to walk upright and gave it bad breast implants.

 

[The Question]

if enough people bitch about something, it becomes illegal

Well, who the fuck was complaining about midgets being killed? Is that a big gripe in some part of the country? Is there some county in Pennsylvania or something where they harvest midgets? Was there a rash of midget-killings there? Possibly UFO-related? Can't the Amish do ANYTHING the way the rest of us do? When WILL Woody Harrelson receive the ritual mutilation he so richly deserves? Why doesn't beer come in 5 packs? Why does beer make me have to pee so much? Why are people so short of understanding when you run through their unlocked front doors, drop trou and piss in their kitchen sinks?