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A toy epithiny!

whisky

Boobie inspector
After a realisation, and some basic maths to prove the theory, I have realised that star wars figures, and to a lesser extent, indiana Jones and Micronaut figures (basically anything 4 inches high) are the same scale as 1/18th cars.

So the only thing currently preventing C3PO from driving KITT is his lack of bending knees.
 
Which can be remedied with the right tools.
 
WHISKY TO KNEECAP ANTHONY DANIELS?
 
Not at 6.99 a figure, plastic is even more expensive than petrol!
 
What IS Micronauts anyway?
 
This might appeal to you, and then if you get into it

Edited: PM any torrentz please...
 
...since when do we have to PM torrents?
 
Cant be too carefull when it comes to torrents of 25 year old comics
 
fuck toy cars, when i was a kid i had remote control a 1/16 scale Panther tank &
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a 1/18th scale Tiger tank, i would love to pose my Star Wars stormtroopers with them when i played 'Army'
 
I only had a 1/72 tiger, still got it somewhere, motors corroded years ago though.
 
I painted up some 1/35 army guys to look like the A team
 
No never blew them up, once melted a die cast car by putting highly flammable glue on the roof and lighting it, I was a bit gutted, I was only meant to burn the paint off
 
ahh, but the fumes got you real high i bet
i remember one putting together my German WW2 battleship collection
and my room was real stuffy
i passed out from the glue fumes more than once maybe...
 
I did that on the balcony, plenty of air, and a nice concrete floor so as not to ruin the carpet.

I did use to make explosives for my super 8 movies, but they were just party poppers full of match heads. they gave off a nice fireball.
 
My "friends" destroyed all my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. :(
 
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