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Why must my mother buy cheap brand cola?

Mentalist

Mentalist

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Pretty sure we at least have the monetary stability even in these trying economic times to buy normal fucking Coke. I've told her enough times.

Makes me want to live on my own again so I can buy the expensive but blatantly better tasting brands again.


This shit tastes like Coke that has been left out in the sun...for a year..
 
Cola is the devil's drink anyway. Unless it's mixed with Jack Daniels.
 
Why are you living with your mum anyway, I thought you were raking in a ton of cash each month?
 
They always try this shit, don't they, even though we can always tell. "Oh, it just tastes the same" NO IT BLATANTLY DOESN'T.
 
Although most of the supermarket versions taste exactly the same as eachother because they're produced by a small handful of companies.
 
She buys the cheap stuff because it makes her feel thrifty, and she knows you won't touch it.
 
Buy your own coke, and swap it with the cheap cola, she'll never know the difference.
 
I was also gunna suggest you buy your own as well. No reason why both brands can't be in the house at the same time.
 
But that would mean leaving the house.
 
He only leaves the house for sex in Athens?
 
And his Mom would drink it all. Wasn't her Farthing. Besides. IT WAS THERE!!!!
 
I'd hire Menty to get my coke for me. He could stop off on the way to Athens.
 
Just pipe it in from the UK in special pipes.
 
Or some sort of dimensional portal/online supermarket?
 
if he buys the good coke his Mom WILL drink it. been there; they won't pay for the good stuff themselves, but they'll help themselves to YOURS.
 
Is there an echo in this thread?
 
No.
 
YES.
 
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