The real reason why Madonna and Guy Ritchie split up

[CaptainWacky]

Henoch.

Nothing more needs to be said.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah. He fucked Ritchie's Movie Career, which had been made in the shape of a hot man just for Henoch.

Just to make sure, Ritchie fucked it himself repeatedly over the last few years.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, Madonna found it too difficult to eat bangers and mash at EVERY SINGLE MEAL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She never usually has problems with big sausages and dinner mashers.

 

[Cassie]

It's time for Madonna to come home.

 

[whisky]

Why, shes a single mother with most of her kids by different fathers, and has a black baby, she fits right in in london

 

[Gagh]

Maybe she can get over it by firing up the old Paypal account & ordering herself a few African babies from FamineBay?

 

[whisky]

She'll have to clear that through the Vatican if she wants papal protection

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She should go back to Sandra Bernhard. The black hole they create would cancel out the one made by the HAEDRON SUPERDUPER COLLIDERSCOPE.

 

[whisky]

What is Sandra Bernhard famous for?

Thats not a question, more of a statement.

 

[Gagh]

Turning milk to cheese in an instant, by the power of gaze alone?

 

[Cassie]

Ugliest woman alive!

 

[Gagh]

I've never forgiven Madonna since she muscled in front of Evil Eddie on one of Iron Maiden's album covers.

Bitch.

 

[curiousa2z]

the family keeps asking me what's so funny....

 

[Dr Dave]

It's time for Madonna to come home.

Who said we want her back?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She's from Detroit. If she goes back there, we'll never hear from her again.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hmm...

She might escape though.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Give her to Henoch to do as he pleases with her. She's almost manly enough to turn him on, I should think.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Henoch has a spiritual boner for her. He'll get the job done.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And she's ripped IMO!