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So, I've been invited to an 80's party

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
What the fuck am I gonna wear? And where will I find such prehistoric clothes????

I thought about dressing up like Molly Ringwald from Pretty in Pink, or the girls from Weird Science with the black eyemakeup and side ponytails.

*runs in circles*
 
What about the classic Cyndi Lauper look? That for me, epitomises the 1980's.

Shame you're not living here, because kids are going through a 'nu-rave' phase, which seems to be an amalgamation of several styles.

Amy f'n Winehouse clearly appears to be the basis of thought, with a strong Emo-type base, along with fucking chunky plastic jewellery of solid colours, which I had hoped died at the end of my childhood.

In fact, one of my locals did an 80's night a couple of weeks back, and all the women my age (or 30-40) looked like the kids these days - little difference.
 
Lace Gloves, Headbands & long-chained religious motif jewellery - can't go wrong!
 
Like a virgin? <g>
 
Luckily I have two weeks to fret. I'll be sure to keep my MFers posted on my progress, and maybe throw in a picture or two. ;)
 
Just frizz your hair up into a massive mess, then ware leg warmers, then walk in humming "gold" by spandaut ballet, you'll be fine
 
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE'S NO LIMIT
 
What the fuck am I gonna wear? And where will I find such prehistoric clothes????

Find a vintage clothing store or a thrift store. If teenagers shop there, your set since I think they might be with the 80's look these days.
 
Find a long t-shirt with a big neck line, wear a belt over it. Stone washed jeans, leg warmers and high heels.. or black Converse shoes, but I don't remember what the Converse shoes went with. BIG HAIR.
 
Lots and LOTS of mousse. Bring your hair to heights not seen since Working Girl.

You could borrow my MP3 player for inspiration. I still live in the 80s every day while commuting.
 
lol - i was just explaining to one of my students last week what leg warmers were.

I still have to think of something for my own party - has to be someone dead; I was thinking "electrocuted construction worker" but maybe just Stephan Dion will do now.

(OMG I MADE MY FIRST POLITICAL JOKE AT A BOARD WHERE IT WILL MEAN NOTHING!)
 
Lots and LOTS of mousse. Bring your hair to heights not seen since Working Girl.

You could borrow my MP3 player for inspiration. I still live in the 80s every day while commuting.

Irony! Working Girl was on yesterday. Perhaps an outfit inspired by Joan Cusack.

Oh, and I don't need your MP3 player. I too still live in the music of the 80s. Thanks for the offer though.

Now, don't you want me baby?
 
I miss the politics of dancing.
 
I know...they had to go and make the safety dance.
 
Then I was dancing with tears in my eyes.

Then I would CUM DANCING! :shock:
 
Oh, relax. Just do it!

Are you a cuma cuma cuma cuma cuma cuma cuma chameleon?
 
I bet Roxanne was pissed.
 
She made me the king of pain, and not in a good way.
 
then she shouldn't have put on the red light.
 
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