Inspection time.

[Dr Dave]

*finds Love Cunt

*shines pupil gauge in eyes*

You may go.

 

[FBI parte due]

Don't forget the pap smear!

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Tisiphone]

You don't have those cold stirrups do ya?

 

[Dr Dave]

We have them in cold and warm.

 

[FBI parte due]

Specula for everyone!

 

[Loktar]

Don't forget the pap smear!

Or the mammogram

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR MY AXE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:shock:

 

[Mirah]

WTF

 

[FBI parte due]

How long has Eggs been waiting for the appropriate moment to post that?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually I posted it years ago, in The Tea Room during a similar discussion.

 

[Dr Dave]

Was it well received?

 

[FBI parte due]

You know you were yearning for a chance to post that work of art again.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can't fool us Eggs Mayo!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It killed in the Tea Room all those years ago, and brought about no puzzled queries for explanation or introspection. They just laughed their asses off.

Tough room!

 

[FBI parte due]

I laughed out loud the first time I saw it, if that helps.

We're all too jaded now. Hardcore muppet penetration just isn't enough anymore.

 

[Dr Dave]

*shines light in FBI's eyes*

You sir are high on goofballz and coca cola.

 

[FBI parte due]

MORE SPECULUMS, SPECULUMS FOR ALL

 

[Dr Dave]

!!