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So, I've been invited to an 80's party

Why do you think she put on that red dress?
 
I heard she's now working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
 
Don't hate on the safety dance.
 
^^but even then she knew she'd find a much better place
 
She's taking a ride with her best friend now.
 
Good lord...
 
Go as Optimus Prime
 
Go as XXX Smurf.
 
smurfette is a whore and she was asking for it. i am NOT going to jail.
 
I'd bet Smurf Jail is fun.
 
Lace Gloves, Headbands & long-chained religious motif jewellery - can't go wrong!

You knock me off of my feet now baby! Hoooo yeah!
 
You knock me off of my feet now baby! Hoooo yeah!

Does she spin you right round like a record baby?
 
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover.
 
Well I need a hero.
 
I've got a dream about a boy in the stars looking down upon the rim of the world. He's there, all alone, dreaming of someone like. I'm not an angel, though. But at least I'm a girl.

Titty flash for anyone who knows who sang that and for what movie. No CHEATING!
 
*cheats* then realises he can't get away with it.
 
Cheech & Chong: Up in Smoke?
 
Go as a cat and when they ask you why say "well, they had cats in the eighties, didn't they?" and do a crotch chop.
 
Should I meow when I do it?
 
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