what's the point in trying?

[CaptainWacky]

may as well live a happy, short life spamming TK and watching TV, eh chaps?

Eh chaps?

 

[Cassie]

YES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

All I want to do is sleep and wank, so why not?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I want to create stuff, but my computer is "slow as molasses" as American internet users are fond of saying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Come and live with me and take advantage of my sexually and bilk me for all my money (which won't take much bilking!)

 

[DumDum]

I keep praying that I'll actually enjoy one damned day before I get a horrible and insidious cancer and suffer like hell before I die slowly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You might just die quickly and pointlessly and not even have time to know it's happening. So chin up!

 

[Dr Dave]

Have a cup of coffee.

 

[Mentalist]

Have a cup of coffee.

WHY?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's funny, I'd never heard the word "bilk" until I came to TK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everything will be okay if I can get through life and then die at the end...

 

[Malarky]

What if I planned on living forever and die trying?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No point.

 

[Malarky]

But at least then there isn't any bullshit 'not afraid of death' MEEP MEEP

 

[Dr Dave]

WHY?

It's warm and has caffeine.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Like Joan Rivers' arse.

 

[Dr Dave]

No, not at all like that.