Just take a bunch of lactose-intolerant people to STONE COLD CREAMERY!!! FUCK YEAH!!!Hmmmmmm, well, I do love to fart.Really! It's fun! I'd love to arrange farting field trips where I get a few people together, we all eat the most nasty, gas-producing foods possible, then go to really delicate and dainty locales and just toxify the shit out of 'em with angry, roaring blasts of ass gas, YEAH!