My sister got so drunk yesterday she tripped over the dog and ran into the wall

[Tisiphone]

And we were all too drunk to help her and instead laughed and pointed at her.

Great Thanksgiving.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least she didn't take the dog into the car and drive it into a wall at a high rate of speed.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A magnificent Ferengi moment.

 

[Dr Dave]

You did the right thing Tisi.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M A PC AND I'M IN AN ANNOYING ADVERT

 

[Mentalist]

I once ran downstairs with a bread knife in my hand (I am deeply stupid) tripped over on the bottom step and the knife flew out of my hand and pierced my fish tank flooding the front room.

I did manage to save my goldfish Astrofarm though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And we were all too drunk to help her and instead laughed and pointed at her.

Great Thanksgiving.

And did you think to start captioning this hilarious event? Noooooooo. You're too busy captioning REGIS AND KELLY and FARMER VLAD'S SOYBEAN REPORT.






(I hope she's ok lol)

 

[CaptainWacky]

It must be hard not to caption real life if you're a captioner!

 

[Dr Dave]

She probably has a valt full of real life things she captioned.

 

[Tisiphone]

In all honesty, even when I'm just at home, talking to someone, or listening to music, in my head I'm captioning.

I'M A ROBOT

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE'RE ALL ROBOTS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LONG-KEPT SECRET OF MF REVEALED: THEY'RE ALL ROBOTS! :shock:

 

[Dr Dave]

It's not true... ITS NOT TRUE!!!

 

[whisky]

error, error

 

[Dr Dave]

Take it back Eggs!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CANNOT ACCESS THAT SECTOR I/O ERROR OMG MEEP MEEP

 

[whisky]

404 no morals detected

 

[Dr Dave]

Reboot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLER HITLER THE JEWS

 

[Dr Dave]

It's not working.