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I hate when authors disappoint

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I don't know if y'all know that I'm a book reviewer on the side (along with skank and captionist) but I've been in a reading funk. Everything I've reviewed has been blah, and from authors I normally enjoy.

GET ME OUT OF MY FUNK RECOMMEND SOMEONE FOR ME
 
Me
 
I'll read you like braile, baby!
 
hubba hubba
 
Neil Gaiman LOL BET YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM HE'S SO OBSCURE.

I don't know.
 
^Done him.
 
I bet you have. :yoohoo:
 
Bookslut.
 
Except you're more valuable with the covers torn off.
 
Do you like cyberpunk?
 
Jodi Picoult, her books rarely disappoint.
 
I've heard good things about Stephanie Meyer JUST KIDDING DON'T KILL ME I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO GIVE
 
FBI, is that you?
 
I'm actually Messenger, RAWR.
 
Your folces are weard.
 
I enjoyed The Cat Who series by Lillian Jackson Braun, but in recent years the books have not been up to what they used to be.
 
Have you read any Robert Anton Wilson?
 
A Song Of Ice and Fire?
 
I've heard good things about Stephanie Meyer JUST KIDDING DON'T KILL ME I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO GIVE

What does Tis have against Stephanie Meyer? Books 1 and 3 of the Twilight saga were very good. Two and 4 disappoint, they just drag on an on but you have to read the whole saga, IT'S THE LAW!

Try The Host by Stephanie Meyer, it's got aliens and is supposed to be for adults.

Or one of my all time favorite authors Hollis Gillespie, she's hilarious!
 
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