CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not a bad way to go.
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If ya gotta go... go with yer dick in Summer Glau's mouth?
That was Jack Nicholson's line in Batman. Which was creepy, because Summer Glau was still, like, a zygote or something.
That was Jack Nicholson's line in Batman. Which was creepy, because Summer Glau was still, like, a zygote or something.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Then later Michael Keaton said it, but his delivery wasn't as good.
Don't you really hate it when you're totally focused on an activity, but then you have to really, REALLY get up and go take a tremendous shit? I hate that. I'll be back.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
You mean like someone shot it out an air lock?
Like it's in there goin' "Grrrrrrrr! Get up and go in there and let me out!" "But the place is on fire!" "DON'T CARE, YOU SUMBITCH! I WANT OOOUUUUT!!!" "Okay, fine!" shuffle-shuffle-shuffle-lift-pants-down-sit
"BLAM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M FREEEEE!!!"
"Well, great, wouldja shut da fuck up then so I can get back to work?"
"BLAM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M FREEEEE!!!"
"Well, great, wouldja shut da fuck up then so I can get back to work?"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
dfon't you jsut fucking hate existing and more than one thign happening at a time?
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Yeah, especially if I am not in the mood for it.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Same thing happens to me except I usually have to take a tremendous pee.
I had to buy a pair of tweezers and start checking my ears for little hairs.
Fuck.
Getting older sucks. Somebody light me on fire and make it stop.
Fuck.
Getting older sucks. Somebody light me on fire and make it stop.
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Well...that'll take care of the ear hair.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
don't you hate that there's only one moemnt and it's this one and it's alreayd voer
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Yeah. that sucks, Wacky.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
there shoudl be more
Be right back, gotta pee.
Ahhhh, that was magnifico. A long, satisfying piss is truly one of life's simple pleasures.
So I've given some thought to taking bathroom enjoyment to a whole new level. Right now for poop-time reading material I've got exactly one issue of Maxim magazine from October sitting on the back of the toilet. Let's just say the newness has worn off.
But I'm thinking, you know, why not take the bathroom reading experience to a whole new level, really bring it into the 21st century:
True, the Sony Reader probably won't have the porn-tastic qualities of an issue of Playboy or even Maxim -- but let's face it, when you're cutting a day-old dinner loaf, that's not the time when you want to sprout a third leg. Creates all sorts of messy mental connections that just don't need to be there. Nothing like a good Tom Clancy novel to really enhance your shitting enjoyment.
So I've given some thought to taking bathroom enjoyment to a whole new level. Right now for poop-time reading material I've got exactly one issue of Maxim magazine from October sitting on the back of the toilet. Let's just say the newness has worn off.
But I'm thinking, you know, why not take the bathroom reading experience to a whole new level, really bring it into the 21st century:
True, the Sony Reader probably won't have the porn-tastic qualities of an issue of Playboy or even Maxim -- but let's face it, when you're cutting a day-old dinner loaf, that's not the time when you want to sprout a third leg. Creates all sorts of messy mental connections that just don't need to be there. Nothing like a good Tom Clancy novel to really enhance your shitting enjoyment.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'LL TAKE TEN!