Good Will Riker: most successful, longest-lasting troll acount in TrekBBS history?

[CaptainWacky]

Read his posts in this thread.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=76239

He CANNOT be for real, which means he must be a troll...but he's been there about eight years and has never been banned for any significant length of time...he deserves recognition for his services to trolling.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Every proxy I try is IP banned. What's the gist of the post?

 

[Mentalist]

I'd wager he is actually being serious. And yes, I am amazed, amused and saddened by the entire thread.

What a prat.

 

[whisky]

It was well played, and he still didnt get a warning.

 

[Mentalist]

Every proxy I try is IP banned. What's the gist of the post?

Sam Neill played the Antichrist in the Omen: Final Conflict. Therefore he is an evil pagan satan worshiper who needs to repent to Jesus Christ to save his soul.


This general idea goes on for four pages.

 

[whisky]

Every proxy I try is IP banned. What's the gist of the post?

Sam Neill once played the anti christ in a film, for this he must suffer eternal damnation, and not be allowed to entertain children in hollywood blockbusters.

He then goes onto admit he steals movies, and beleives dynasours are real, this ignoring the ten commandments and creationism.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure he never used to be a crazed Christian and he had a thread in Misc about joining the church to meet women.. He usually only posts about the fact that he's asian. He recently refused to buy Iron Man on DVD becaue the sequel MIGHT have the Mandarin as the villain and he MIGHT be portrayed as a stereotype. And he's going to watch Lost, but only the Jin and Sun centric episodes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Based on that, I certainly hope he's a troll.

 

[whisky]

So releigious guy named Will, or Bill, might have a beard, good at trolling, hmmmm....

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S JESUS?

 

[whisky]

Bill Jesus, don't make him cross, you don't want to piss his dad off