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I wish Eliza Dushku would come and sit on my knee

Gagh

Gagh

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..and speak dirty to me with that lovely husky voice.


Oh, and I wish for world peace or some higher purpose shit like that to give this thread a false hope for meaning.
 
Watching True Lies the other day I realised she must've got that husky smoker's voice from screaming "DDDAAAAADDDAAAAAAYYY!"
 
I'm watching it now, and have a sad & pathetic yearning to have a relationship with an American, just to hear those dulcet tones.
 
GIT TOO ZI CHAUPA!!!
 
See, I'm sposed to be net savvy (or simply just savvy) but I just don't know what that means, and I want everyone to know I'm not afraid of admitting I don't know what that means, because it will make my penis feel bigger.
 
Might as well boff Miley Cyrus, while you're at it.
 
!
 
I wish Eliza Dushku would come and sit on my COCK.
 
Well. Yeah. That too. All cockage comes in good time (literally).
 
I wish Miley Cyrus was LEGAL!
 
GAGH IS THIS YOU ON THE LEFT?

 
I don't know if I like Dushku.
 
Gagh said:
See, I'm sposed to be net savvy (or simply just savvy) but I just don't know what that means, and I want everyone to know I'm not afraid of admitting I don't know what that means, because it will make my penis feel bigger.
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It's an impression of Arnie shouting "GET TO THE CHOPPA" in his silly Austrian accent.
 
Gagh said:
..and speak dirty to me with that lovely husky voice.


Oh, and I wish for world peace or some higher purpose shit like that to give this thread a false hope for meaning.
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I have a husky voice. You want I should come hop up there?

*scratches armpit and picks at flea*
 
Yeah, I ain't fussy. You know what they say - any hole's a goal.
 
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I may need 238 more images.
 
She could eat a corncob through a barbed wire fence.
 
Useful skill to have.
 
Never know when it will come in handy.
 
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