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Imagine what it feels like to be Cassie in this thread!

Gagh

Gagh

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Well, I'm feeling great today. I've just woken up and I'm wandering about and the whole world seems flowery for some reason. Somewhere in the corner of the room, I can hear a mouse reciting poetry to a smurf, and I think I forgot to put the garbage out last night.

However, I am somewhat confused that when I look in the mirror I'm now Cassie and not Gagh, because I don't even know what Cassie looks like yet I think I know and I know how it feels to be Cassie, because deep down we all feel a little Cassie (FNAR FNAR).

I switch the TV on. Bugger. It's some American nonsense that means nothing to me so I SNAP AND RUN OUTSIDE ASSAULT A PRIEST WITH A DUSTBIN LID PULL AT MY HAIR AND SCREAM FOR ALL TO HEAR WHY MUST MY EVERY DAY BE LIKE THIS WHY GOD, WHY JESUS, WHY LEMMY FROM MOTORHEAD MUST IT ALL BE LIKE THIS BIKER CHAIN GREASE OIL AND HELL'S ANGEL PUSSIES HEAR ME SCREAM FOR I AM CASSIE AND MY PEZ DISPENSERS OF LASER BOLT FIRE WILL DEFEAT ALL. I AM WOMAN HEAR ME roar.

HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./
HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./
HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./
HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./HEADFELLOFF/.SLASHDOT./
 
Hmm. So I'm in Cassie's body. I bet Dr Dave would enjoy this!
 
Everyone smiles at me ever since I have been Cassie.
 
dune dune dune dune dune OOPS TIME TO FEED THE COW YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD IN A FEW MONTHS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT COW dune dune dune dune dune YUMMY STEAKS SOON dune dune dune dune dune dune dune dune dune MF MF MF MF MF MF DELIVERY BOY MEAT DUNe dune dune dune dune
 
What's this? What's this?
What happened to my hair?
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Gagh, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There are people singing songs

What's this?
The streets are lined with
Little creatures laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?
 
I'VE GOT TITS AND A NICE HAIRY LOVE WOOKIEE, I'M NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS WHILE I "GET TO KNOW MYSELF"!!!
 
See, I felt the spiritual side of Cassie (plus biker chains). You're just all going to the inevitable place of obviousness.


Fair enough. I'd go there too. I'm Chris, and I'm a dirty man :(




















I'm normal.
 
Did you feel my rage too?
 
Yeah, but I thought that was normal seeing as I have teh rage too.
 
YES IT FUCKING DID
!i(!!!*! ASGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGH!!!
 
Aww, Wacky's online, I think I'll talk to him and secretly masturbate!
 
Whoa. I'm Cassie. Guess I'll go look at some youtubes and porn. Fuck! I only have dial-up! GRR! Oh well time to look at myself naked and stuff. Ok now I'm done. Time to go beserk and rob some banks so I can afford broadband. Shit! the cops are on to me! Oh well back to being Loktar. Hope Cassie enjoys prison.
 
*touches self*



























*touches self more*























... and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
 
I'm Cassie, and I'm feeling kinda restless. My penis jar collection isn't really "doing" it for me right now, and the stupid dial-up won't let me buy more off of ebay. I think I'll go outside to the Florida swamps and wrassle me some gators.
 
also, I'd better go check what's the dumpster before the garbage men show up ....there was a full moon the other night....
 
Well, most of you don't keep it secret.
 
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