HAPPY BIRTHDAY (December 27)

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

John Amos (69) - Good Times, Roots, The West Wing FTW
Gerard Depardieu (61) - But his penis died from disease at 42
Marlene Dietrich (107*) - The gays love her, 'cause she's dead!
Tovah Feldshuh (56) - Actress who does many Jewishy things
Sydney Greenstreet (129*) - Casablanca kick Maltese Falcon's ass
Oscar Levant (102*) - Beloved drunken MGM paino monkey. RIP
Heather O'Rourke (33*) - 2nd victim of Poltergeist curse after Dominique Dunne
Louis Pasteur (186*) - MOO
Cokie Roberts (65) - News hen, surprisingly not a coke-head
Salman Khan (43) - Bollywood BAD BOY ZOMG

 

[Gagh]

Cokie?????

 

[CaptainWacky]

None of them have any special meaning to me.

 

[Gagh]

None of them have any special meaning to me.

Javine (27) - Failed British singer. Slapper.
Chyna (39) - One night there is one night too many.
Bill Goldberg (42) - GILLBERG.
Janet Street-Porter (62) - Goofy
Emilie de Ravin (27) - Claire on Lost

 

[Cassie]

lol.. Cokie's maiden name is Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs. I'd just go with Cokie, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Those are much better, thanks Gagh.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELL!

 

[curiousa2z]

Cokie's so edgy. How come I never got nicknamed Cokie!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chyna's in hospital after a suspected overdose. Happy birthday!

 

[Cassie]

Aww.. I like her even if her vagina has a penis.