ISHCABITTLE IS HERE!

[Cassie]

AND HE BROUGHT CANDY!

Hey Ish, Merry Christmas!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Merry Christmas Mine Field!

Love ya!

 

[Cassie]

I wish you could quit your job and spam all the time.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

{{{{Ishy}}}}!

Has everyone come home for the Holidays? God bless us everyone!

 

[CaptainWacky]

PRESENT FOR ISH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymdva5oL42M

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Seth actually played down Paul Stanley's lisp. I for one am shocked.

 

[Ishcabittle]

y'all would be surprised how often I lurk... I'm like the watchful diety who can't be bothered to communicate with the people, only I don't have any godlike powers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S ISH INSTEAD OF YOU.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DO THEY KNOW IT'S ISHMASS TIME AT ALL?

 

[Cassie]

ISH is waiting for his sacrificial virgins.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Virgins? Oh goodness no... any sex starved young women will do.

 

[curiousa2z]

I was gonna say....virgins...?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Virgins are so passé, too much work getting the up to speed on blowjob technique.

Come to think about it, were I a god I would just rather have an nice whisky and coke, good friends, and Who Can it Be Now on the turntable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd go for the sex.

 

[Dr Dave]

ISH is waiting for his sacrificial virgins.

Were they lost in the mail?

 

[Cassie]

No, Santa stuffed them down the wrong chimney.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should file a complaint letter post haste!

 

[Cassie]

Nah, Ish didn't want the virgins anyway, and the store won't take them back. they're like electronics that way.

 

[Dr Dave]

You gunna sell em on ebay?

 

[CaptainWacky]

EAT MEAT, HUNT VEG