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I want this little trinket

I'll buy you one if you promise to give it a blowjob while I hold it for you.
 
:drool: That. Is the Ultimate zombie-killin' gun.
 
Well.... if you want something cheaper and easier to get, there is always the Saiga 12. It's an AK47 adapted to fire 12gauge.

Saiga_12K.jpg
 
LOL, I guess I have a lot to learn. When I opened this thread, I wasn't expecting it to be about guns. :D
 
Hey, baby. If you've got a 32 shot automatic shotgun--with grenade rounds--you can have all the jewelry you want.*









*Granted, you'll have to clean the bits of blood, bone, and brain off it, but you'll have it, by God.
 
Haven't you sissies ever heard of the sniper motto?

One shot, one kill.

Quit wasting rounds with your n00b cannon.
 
Conchaga said:
Haven't you sissies ever heard of the sniper motto?

One shot, one kill.

Quit wasting rounds with your n00b cannon.
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I bet Shuggart and Gordon wouldn't have minded having a couple those around.


Every tool has it's job.
 
Touche.

Though, it's spelt Shughart.
 
If Volpone's car buying decisions are any factor, he'll be writing the company to produce a .410 version.

Anyway, that thing kicks butt. I really like that Saiga 12 too, Anc.
 
Ramen said:
If Volpone's car buying decisions are any factor, he'll be writing the company to produce a .410 version. ...
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That's some mighty bold talk, coming from a boy who rides a 250cc Kawasaki Ninja. :S:
 
Saigas have been around for a long time, but they finally started making them look cool.

Before, they looked lame.

You can thank the 1994 AWB expiring for that. :bailey:
 
Now I realize that there are people who are probably having a hard time getting their heads around the concept of a 250cc Kawasaki Ninja.

As a public service to them, I am including a visual aid. Below is a photo of an actual Ninja 250:
RamenNinja.jpg

I think the one in the photo is being ridden by a 9 year old girl.
 
She must be light and fast. Perhaps she has enough power to take the Volponemobile:

wh1ve1.jpg
 
Volpone said:
Indeed. "One shot, one kill" is sort of a moot point if you're being overrun by zombie hordes (or Somali hordes).
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Go read World War Z.
 
Actually the Zombie Survival Guide is on my reading list (albeit a low priority). I need to see if it actually has useful information in it or if it is just some poorly written entertainment. :bergman:
 
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