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Cassie

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7812875.stm

'Penis fire' suspect is charged

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.
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Please pass the Grey Poupon.
 
People, don't set penises on fire.
 
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.
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Well that's perfectly fine then!
 
And how did she plan to explain this to him? "I don't know honey, you where sleeping, and it just burst into flame. You still love me right?"
 
remind me to get those asbestos condoms i've been eyeing on amazon.
 
Those are pretty good, but I want the ones with the realistic herpes sores first.
 
Hambil said:
And how did she plan to explain this to him? "I don't know honey, you where sleeping, and it just burst into flame. You still love me right?"
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I think the lady fell off the logic train.
 
I'm sure she planned to act completely innocent and just as flabbergasted as he surely was when he woke up with his dick on fire.
 
She should have burned his brain too.
 
She would have had to get to it.
 
She should have set his penis on fire and then just to be ironic toasted some cocktail weenies over the flames.
 
LOLOLOLOL
ZOMG BEST THREAD EVER THIS YEAR PLEASE RESTORE KARMA
 
Burning penises make you hungry?
 
You mean they don't you?
 
Not at all.
 
That's what she said!
 
!
 
I am going to go to McDonalds and order 3 cheeseburgers and give them to my dogs for being good..
 
Are you going to do this in front of the McDonalds people (not that you should)?
 
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