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BATMAN?!

Sounds like another Spidey Clone-style catastrophe in the making.
 
Final Crisis is a clusterfuck, a mediocre failure.
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I couldn't agree more.

Although Batman shooting Darkseid in the heart is pretty cool. I know, I'm such a damn fanboy.
 
I can't get into DC. I can never follow any of it. At least Marvel's big events are more easy for simpletons like me to understand.
 
Yeah. DC was the shit from the 70s until their first reboot in the 80s. After that, things sucked for a while, but in the early 90s things got great for Batman, with better stories and books leading up to Knightfall. On the flip side, Superman dying was the beginning of the end of a believable DC universe. Zero Hour and everything else since have just killed it.

And now, just to make sure Marvel ends up the only game in town, they kill Bruce Wayne. While a thriving movie franchise is still hot. Could they be a bigger bunch of masturbating chimps?
 
Comic books are for children and losers.

You're better off spending that money on lottery tickets. At least you're buying an infinitesimally small chance of getting out from under your parent's floorboards.
 
You're still doing the cliched troll act? Seriously?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Yeah. DC was the shit from the 70s until their first reboot in the 80s. After that, things sucked for a while, but in the early 90s things got great for Batman, with better stories and books leading up to Knightfall. On the flip side, Superman dying was the beginning of the end of a believable DC universe. Zero Hour and everything else since have just killed it.

And now, just to make sure Marvel ends up the only game in town, they kill Bruce Wayne. While a thriving movie franchise is still hot. Could they be a bigger bunch of masturbating chimps?
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Yeah, anyone trying to start reading Batman because of The Dark Knight will be left thinking "where the fuck is BATMAN?" and then probably die of an unrelated undiagnosed brain disease.
 
CaptainWacky said:
You're still doing the cliched troll act? Seriously?
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Shouldn't you be reading your kiddie comics in the treehouse while people who are living real lives walk by?
 
You are talking about having a life while using the internet to browse a bulletin board called troll kingdom.

People that have real lives point and laugh at people like you while on the way to the park.
 
whisky said:
You are talking about having a life while using the internet to browse a bulletin board called troll kingdom.

People that have real lives point and laugh at people like you while on the way to the park.
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I use Sundays to relax and perform household chores. I prefer my home to be clean unlike the basement-turned-bedroom stinkpins kiddie book readers inhabit.

Also, people who go to the park are idiots.
 
I didn't realise you could clean a house from your pc.

Funny the people in the park seemed happy enough playing with their kids, of course kids come from having sex, so I wouldn't expect you to appreciate what parks have to offer.
 
whisky said:
I didn't realise you could clean a house from your pc.

Funny the people in the park seemed happy enough playing with their kids, of course kids come from having sex, so I wouldn't expect you to appreciate what parks have to offer.
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Buy stuff much? They have washing machines and other magical goodies now.

Parks are huge wastes of space that could be put to better use as graveyards. Perhaps you'll visit one of those soon enough.
 
Why don't you shut your fucking pie-hole, Ramen, before I fix you fully in my sights and make you my pet project from here on in. Got it?
 
*hands Ramen a stick*

Here, swat at the hornets' nest some more.
 
Gagh said:
Why don't you shut your fucking pie-hole, Ramen, before I fix you fully in my sights and make you my pet project from here on in. Got it?
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Uh oh, I better watch out or the master troll will zoom in on me!

Maybe Stan Lee can write a comic book about Spiderman saving me from the great Gagh and all the kiddie readers can jerk their dicks while reading them.
 
Conchaga said:
*hands Ramen a stick*

Here, swat at the hornets' nest some more.
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Isn't there a comic book about some guy named the Hornet?

I'm sure the slobs in here would know if there was. :bailey:
 
It's funny how you know who Stan Lee is.
 
CaptainWacky said:
It's funny how you know who Stan Lee is.
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It's funny how you think such irrelevant minutiae is funny. Or can your pea-brain not comprehend that it's possible to know who someone is without being completely and pathetically involved in what they do?
 
Oh dear. All your reputation went away.
 
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