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The Suck Thread

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Its not like me to complain, its very unbecoming.
 
My computer is being a piece of fucked up shit-and where it was "managable" before, its really bad now to the point that I can barely see this crap I'm typing.
Why is it such a big deal to just get it fixed by someone? Its not-its just the first time I have to do this. Not looking forward to w/e it is that is wrong with it. WTF I'm being un reasonable at this point.
A friend of mine is going away for 2 months, w/e no big deal, he is never around anyway, I'm going to miss him.
 
Im a bit confused.

Is this a thread about things that suck, like server errors,
or
Is this a thread about Badlanders making lude references to which one of them you suck in which order, accompanied by paragraphs full of xxx details?
 
Tell e few people you know and work with whats wrong. Somebody always knows somebody who is a computer genius, and will fix it for dirt cheap. Get the word out.
 
Thanks SK. LOL this is a Suck Thread. A thread about things that Suck. Either way I say it-it sounds the same, so of course I assume people will just take it w/e way they want.
I should rename it then-the complain thread. But Suck sounds better.
 
Let me just beat myself up some more while I'm at it. Or not. LOL. Nevermind.
 
Computer stuff is never fun, I SAY YOU GET A POTATO GUN AND FIRE AT WILL!
 
Thanks SK. LOL this is a Suck Thread. A thread about things that Suck. Either way I say it-it sounds the same, so of course I assume people will just take it w/e way they want.
I should rename it then-the complain thread. But Suck sounds better.

This suck thread sucks. I'll be over in the Blow thread getting high.
 
Not only is my comp all fuckered up, but tonite MY COMPUTER CHAIR BROKE!

THIS SUCKS!
 
What you need to do is get an armchair, like a Lazyboy. Flip that puppy on it's side and screw a castor wheel at each corner. VOILA! Now your armchair is on wheels. You may need to customize your desk to access the keyboard and mouse comfortably, which I have done, but in a pinch getting one of those TV tray things that slide under the base of the chair will do but you will lose mobility. Either way I highly advocate dumping the regular office chair and utilizing an armchair at the computer desk.
 
My temporary solution: Remove wheels and electronics (heat and massage which no longer work) from bottom of chair, and put it on foot stool,

MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT HAPPENS!
 
*stays tuned to this thread for chair updates* *and suck updates*
 
Nothing new on the chair front...

BUT THE WORLD OF SUCK IS ALWAYS EVOLVING!
 
I just noticed that you have a medal - shiny :D
 
I just noticed that you have a medal - shiny :D

TY Darlin :D
 
You know I am truly sick if the only think that comes to my mind when reading 'suck' is vacuum cleaning....
 
Ah the suck thread..............i love the ladies that suck **starts dreaming** slurpity slurpity!
 
You know I am truly sick if the only think that comes to my mind when reading 'suck' is vacuum cleaning....

Suck my nipples with the vacuum plz. I want nipple hickeys.
 
Why?
 

Why ask why? Have some pie.
 
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