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A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF MY ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS 1998-06

I think tmm once tried to bomb me with one on MSN.
 
OH HIM
 
I've been 'dry' since.
 
The turning point in my life was when I almost died after slitting my wrists with a collection of Only Fools and Horses Classic Episodes DVD that came with the Daily Mail.

As the blood dried into the image of Del Boy and Rodney dressed as Batman and Robin, I took a long, hard look at my life.

I'm over you, Gagh.
 
I think that was when she got from one place to another really quickly, because the sets are right next to eachother OMG, BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?!
 
Or do we have a fifth one now?
 
The Tomtrek said:
The turning point in my life was when I almost died after slitting my wrists with a collection of Only Fools and Horses Classic Episodes DVD that came with the Daily Mail.

As the blood dried into the image of Del Boy and Rodney dressed as Batman and Robin, I took a long, hard look at my life.

I'm over you, Gagh.
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IT NEVER TRULY BEGAN!
 
The reason the list stops at 06 is because that is when Gagh and I got married. THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE IS MINE.
 
Whore!
 
OMG. I've been married to Cassie for nearly 3 years and I forgot. I guess I'm too busy being a total stoner hooked on Temazepam. WooHoo!
 
Think of all the free sex you don't remember!
 
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