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The heat can piss off.

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how the hell do you survive? walk around with a wet kerchief around your neck all day?
take cold showers every hour?
live/sleep in the basement?
How? How?
Do you have low humidity or something? (which could at least explain surviving that kind of long-term heat)
^serious, M. You can imagine where I live we just don't have that kind of heat.
 
I remember when the Heat really sucked and then Will Smith took over as manager/couch and they got better, but then he decided to play again and that was sort of sad but I like him in "Everyone Hates Chris" so I forgive him.
 
I was wondering the same thing as Curious. I was wondering Yub, how do you stay cool? Do you take ice cubes and run them over her body or does that just make you two hotter? Have you tried sticking them inside her? Tantalizing her every body part with ice (and cold grapes-you should try those) until her nipples are stiff.

I think you should just fuck in the shower and let all the heat and the sweat drip off of you onto the floor.

SuN are you enjoying the heat? Are you sweating? Do you have a tan? Do you smell divine even in the baking sun?!
 
I am sure I freaked SuN out now. Don't run! Sorry for the heat, that sucks. Truthfully I think I would rather deal with the extreme cold than the extreme heat. But I'll read this thread when we get some heat some day.
Also, I appreciate this thread that it doesnt' crash my browser!
 
Mirah said:
I am sure I freaked SuN out now. Don't run! Sorry for the heat, that sucks. Truthfully I think I would rather deal with the extreme cold than the extreme heat. But I'll read this thread when we get some heat some day.
Also, I appreciate this thread that it doesnt' crash my browser!
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I'd rather deal with extreme heat than extreme cold.
 
Mirah said:
I was wondering the same thing as Curious. I was wondering Yub, how do you stay cool? Do you take ice cubes and run them over her body or does that just make you two hotter? Have you tried sticking them inside her? Tantalizing her every body part with ice (and cold grapes-you should try those) until her nipples are stiff.

I think you should just fuck in the shower and let all the heat and the sweat drip off of you onto the floor.
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We have no privacy. My children don't know the meaning of the word, apparently. I don't need to explain them why I'm filling Mummy up full of icecubes in such a fashion. I need a bigger house and a sexy au pair.
 
The sun was out today. The fog is finally gone and its actually decent out. Its nice. I love the sun. I love the heat too actually. I can't wait for summer, and ice cubes. ;)
 
Cold and snow means sex by the fireplace. And I will one day sex in the snow naked after a nice hot sauna. One has to have goals.
 
Yub said:
Cold and snow means sex by the fireplace. And I will one day sex in the snow naked after a nice hot sauna. One has to have goals.
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Indeed. And if I masturbate furiously and long enough I don't have to worry about puttting out the fire afterwards.
 
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