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I can only masturbate to abstract concepts now. :(
 
No hot girl? :(
The music's alright, I guess... ;)
 
ctmelvital said:
No hot girl? :(
The music's alright, I guess... ;)
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The Lone Ranger is so deeply imprinted on my formative years that to this day the last movement of "The William Tell Overture" sends chills up my spine. Heck, just thinking about it does.

When I was maybe three, I had one of those spring-loaded "rocking" horses. (It didn't really rock. The horse was mounted to an aluminum frame by springs attached to each corner.) I'd strap on my sixguns and cowboy had and my Mom would put "The William Tell Overture" on the record player. It was arguably better than sex.
 
If only it could be combined WITH sex.
 
agreed. the conductor is doing that difficult trick of conducting a beat ahead of the orchestra. that shit is tough, it always feels like you're wrong.
 
Volpone said:
The Lone Ranger is so deeply imprinted on my formative years that to this day the last movement of "The William Tell Overture" sends chills up my spine. Heck, just thinking about it does.

When I was maybe three, I had one of those spring-loaded "rocking" horses. (It didn't really rock. The horse was mounted to an aluminum frame by springs attached to each corner.) I'd strap on my sixguns and cowboy had and my Mom would put "The William Tell Overture" on the record player. It was arguably better than sex.
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Do you now have a thing for leather?
 
Ohmigod.:idea:

No.

But it occurs to me that if I had some kind of extremely springy bed or couch or something and I screwed some chick doggie style on it while the William Tell Overture played I could, possibly, evolve into a higher level of bliss.:eek:
 
Yeah, William Tell makes me feel patriotic. No idea what that Lone Ranger thing is but then again I'm not 45 yet either. :bergman:
 
Heh. The Lone Ranger is almost as important to America as William Tell is to Switzerland. Although true to the American spirit of capitalism he was totally created to sell radio (and later television) advertising.

The premise was that a posse of Texas Rangers were hunting down a gang of outlaws but they were betrayed and led into an ambush. All of them, save one--John Reid--were killed. Luckily an Indian named Tonto, whom Reid had befriended as a youth, happened along and nursed him back to health. As Tonto was burying the other Rangers (including Reid's older brother), John had Tonto make an extra grave for him. He then made a mask out of fabric from his brother's vest and set about hunting down the outlaws who'd tried to kill him.

Along the way he acquired a white stallion and a silver mine and, as the lone surviving Ranger, "led the fight for law and order in the early days of the old West. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear..."

Anyways, they used the finale of the William Tell Overture as the theme for the Lone Ranger.
 
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