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I'll grant 1 wish to

Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
The first person to get a score greater than 0 on Unicycle Challenge.

Rules are:
Wish must be of a technical forum related nature.
mm has final approval.
If mm rejects your wish or it is something I can't reasonably do, you can wish again, until a satisfactory conclusion is reached.
 
stupid fucking game!!!!!!!!!!
 
It's fucking awesomely impossible. I love it. I want to have the baby of the person that made it.
 
im trying to play it on a laptop, whoever made this game must have been cheese grated as a child...
 
I have second place with a whopping score of 0!
 
Is it broken? I cleared a ball and still didn't score any points.

Played that fucker for 45 minutes straight.
 
Perhaps Jethro could do it?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Is it broken? I cleared a ball and still didn't score any points.

Played that fucker for 45 minutes straight.
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No, but it scores in like .104 (my highest so far) and it gets rounded to 0. So I assume you need at least .5, maybe even 1.
 
Eggs played the game for 45 minutes?! lol.. I can't even get to one minute.
 
.281 and 3 balls

If ya'll don't beat me there you get shit
 
But I don't Want shit!!
 
You say that now, but when someone else gets shit you'll be all jealous. You'll be like "I didn't get shit!"
 
I think I'm actually getting the urge to hunt down and kill the person who made this game.
 
I want to kill the person who made this game. I want to cut out their eyeball, but not break the ocular nerve so I can turn it around and make them watch themselves die.
 
Jethro needs to show you guys how to ride a unicycle.
 
I wonder if even he would do well at the game. Riding a real uni, you use your whole body to balance, moving your hips while keeping your upper body straight. The stick figure remains stiff while you try to keep it balanced, so the center of gravity is at the wheel instead of his hips. Or something.
 
Only Jethro could provide the answer.
 
.473
 
Still no winnaz!
 
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