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I Love Cunt

Daystrom

m'frstthotontconinthesack
What's cookin' :).
 
Show us your tits
 
Now I see why people don't respond to these threads.
 
Me too
 
I did not cook this afternoon. Unless you call steaming brocoli for a salad cooking.
I made a brocolli, tomatoe, mushroom salad. LOL I can't spell.
 
Can't make much of a salad either but then, neither can I :P. I'm going to have one myself for lunch tomorrow. A shredded Iceberg/Romaine combo with sliced chicken, tomato, red onion, boiled egg, bacon and avocado. I'll probably have Ranch on that but Green Goddess sounds like a winner too. We'll see.
 
I usually just get the salad mix, but then add grilled checken or fresh mushrooms or something to it.
 
Yeah I forgot the black olives. Its actually really good-I make a home made oil and vinegar dressing w/ green onions etc etc.
 
You guys should all come over here and cook for me. These foods sound so good I'm going to dream about them.
 
You guys should all come over here and cook for me. These foods sound so good I'm going to dream about them.

I will come over to your house and cook for you and your FBFL. I will prepare fine foods for you. I will wear a blindfold and sometimes earplugs (not really) and I'll just cook. I won't get in the way I swear. I could sleep in the Star Wars room. I'll feed your cat even.
Please let me do this for you.
 
No earplugs necessary. I only have sex once or twice a week now.
 
No earplugs necessary. I only have sex once or twice a week now.

That's once or twice a week more than me :(
 
That's once or twice a week more than me :(

Thats more than I've had my whole life.:(
 
My mouth is raw tonight for some reason. Is it the fizzing strawberries? Should I make a seperate thread about it?
 
My mouth is raw tonight for some reason. Is it the fizzing strawberries? Should I make a seperate thread about it?

Sure.
 
I think it was the onion rings.
 
Sperm is good for that I hear.
 
I think it was the onion rings.


That could do it. Onion rings usually make my throat dry and raw.
 
Sperm is good for that I hear.

For Onion rings?
 
Beer battered onion rings are good...
 
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