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The I'm not watching the Superbowl Thread

Oddly enough, I have it on. But I'm not paying any attention. It's alien to me.
 
WTF is a Superbowl?

Is there a bowl somewhere that has super powers?
 
Of coarse not.
 
Now this is more like it

Super Bowl porn hits US viewers

US sports fans in Arizona got a surprise when their TV coverage of American football's Super Bowl was interrupted by a pornographic film.

Tucson-based KVOA-TV said it was "dismayed and disappointed" after some cable viewers had their match coverage disrupted towards the end of the game.

The company said the material was only seen by viewers of one cable network.

"KVOA will investigate what happened and make sure our viewers get answers," company president Gary Nielsen said.

"When the NBC feed of the Super Bowl was transmitted from KVOA to local cable providers and through over-the-air antennas, there was no pornographic material," he added.

Comcast, the cable company whose viewers saw the material, said it was investigating.

Local media outlets reported that they received calls from furious viewers.

The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two.

"I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," viewer Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star.

"Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."


The interruption happened just after the last touchdown by the Arizona Cardinals, who lost the match to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
 
DID THE NEW YORK METS WIN?
 
Football porn for the win!
 
Oh, and I watched it. Went over to my sister's and had hot wings, chips and queso, burgers. Then left a little after halftime, saw the Cardinals take the lead, then frakking Santonio Holmes make that unbelievable catch in the last thirty seconds. Bastards.
 
The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two.

"Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."

They are wrong, it was just me and Tis playing with a strap on. We were just having some fun, right Tis?
 
They are wrong, it was just me and Tis playing with a strap on. We were just having some fun, right Tis?

Oh, the fun we had last night. Now, what did you do with that strap on?
 
It was the best porn I'd seen during a football game this year.
 
That's the way we roll.
 
Dammit.. I'd have watched the Super Bowl for that.
 
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