Dog story thread

[Dr Dave]

So earlier I was chatting with a friend on msn and noted I had a hot dog, at that very moment the dog comes to my room.

Somehow he had some sort of psychic moment or some crap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Probably the finest dog story posted in the last hour. If your dog had been on fire then I'd have to burn you as a witch (using the fire from the dog.)

 

[Dr Dave]

You would be well within your rights to do so.

 

[Cassie]

UH OH, HOTDOG!

 

[Dr Dave]

I had one with the nacho cheese and onions, and a second with just mustard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You only live once.

 

[Dr Dave]

Generally speaking that is true.

 

[Dr Dave]

I made that up (the above post).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thanks for clarfiying!

 

[Dr Dave]

You're welcome.

 

[Volpone]

So earlier I was chatting with a friend on msn and noted I had a hot dog, at that very moment the dog comes to my room.

Somehow he had some sort of psychic moment or some crap.

OMG! The same sort of thing happened to me! I was looking at porn online while the dog licked peanut butter off my wiener!

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm not going to ask why you had peanut butter on your wiener. You better check to see if the stuff was on the list of recalled peanut butter products.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We're looking after my sister's dog. It hasn't done anything exciting. I might give it drugs.

 

[Cassie]

My dog stole a napkin from the trash and tore it into little bitty pieces.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were there drugs on the napkin?

 

[Dr Dave]

Was there food on it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dogs smell.