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Say after masturbating 3 times in one weekend, 2 in one day, or just several times in general, are you ever in pain from it?
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Does Masturbation ever hurt you?
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I Love Cunt
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You are not doing it right.
Loktar
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Or maybe you're not doing it right. Masturbation is supposed to be pleasurable not painful.
I Love Cunt
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It is pleasurable. Sometimes I just do it too hard is all. Same with Sex. Am I doing it wrong?! OMG
Loktar
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I wish I had a perfect big penis instead of this tiny, ugly scarred penis then maybe I could masturbate harder then.
So sorry I was whacked with a towel in the locker room in 4th grade and was too embarrassed to tell my mom and get to a doctor so I have all this scar tissue hanging off it.
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
I wish I had a perfect big penis instead of this tiny, ugly scarred penis then maybe I could masturbate harder then.
So sorry I was whacked with a towel in the locker room in 4th grade and was too embarrassed to tell my mom and get to a doctor so I have all this scar tissue hanging off it.
*Hug*
Dark Pickle
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You never do it wrong.
The Watcher
cereal addict
sometimes it gets a little sore, yeah.
Dark Pickle
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C'MON BABY MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD!
SOMETIMES LOVE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD...
SOMETIMES LOVE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD...
Dark Pickle
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We're just thinking of all the unfortunate wolverine villians that had to die for your adamantium love gloves!
Mirah
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I wasn't speaking of a little bit of soreness, I was talking of abdominal pains. Like maybe your ovaries or testicles-do they ever hurt? But nevermind, this topic is done for me now.
Dark Pickle
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That's pretty extreme...
Loktar
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Indeed. You definitely are doing it too hard/very wrong if your ovaries and abs hurt.
Dark Pickle
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Agreed.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
The only person that experiences pain during my time of masturbation would be the blue-eyed, blonde bitch who is doing the jerking. She does experience carpal tunnel syndrome from doing it so long, so I force her to shove my now wet schlong down her gullet, and tell it to suck it so hard her tongue gets caught in my pee-hole.
Dark Pickle
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Very much illogic in your supposition 
YingSawSay
I'm high
Whenever I thug one out, it's almost always pain free. Oh well.