Trachtenberg, Portman, Johansson...who's the biggest Jew?

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going with NATALIE even though she changed her name to avoid charges of ZIONISM.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yeah it's probably Hershlag.

THAT HERSHLAG!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She always goes to Israel and visits children and stuff. It's like she cares about other people (eww.)

 

[headvoid]

If I pretend to be in Mossad can i get in her pants?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, tell her you're searching for suicide bombers.

Portman wins, but Trachtenberg gets points for having a proper name. I didn't even know Johansson was Jewish.

 

[Ishcabittle]

it's the blonde hair, she fools a bunch of people.

 

[Hambil]

How are we measuring? Height, boob size, foot size?

 

[Blindgroping]

How are we measuring? Height, boob size, foot size?

Yes.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I vote Scarlett, b/c she jewed us out of our money with that shitty album of ruined Tom Waits songs.

... Good thing we all just stole it from bit torrent sites!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That thing sunk without a trace, didn't it?