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8===D The TALK SMACK ABOUT LOKTAR thread €====8

Yub

Yub

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Loktar is a panda bear raping misogynist with a phobia of trees.
 
He farts on single mothers who are struggling to makes ends meet but tellling he'll gives them $5000 to allow him to do so and then he runs away. He usually does wet farts when he does this, leaving brown residue behind him.
 
Loktar once stole 1,000 jars of mayonaise, then took a bath in it.

In public.
 
Loktar solicited my mother, my sister and my brother last year on the streets for pinky toe massages.
 
Loktar drank a gallon of human urine on a dare.
 
Then he pissed it out and saved it just so he could say he had gold to count.
 
Hm. Sounds like Loktar has a girlfriend.
 
Loktar once raped a nun with a baboon's penis he stole from a taxidermist's workshop.
 
Yub said:
Loktar once raped a nun with a baboon's penis he stole from a taxidermist's workshop.
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I was disproving/proving the theory of evolution?
 
Loktar smells like things BlehhkFut has secks with.
 
Loktar 8====D ~o ~o ~o all over teh bibble!
 
Dark Pickle said:
Loktar 8====D ~o ~o ~o all over teh bibble!
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No all over the Bible.

Damn that Mary Magdelene was hot!

What? The Bible doesn't have pictures?

What the hell am I reading then?
 
bible-stories-magic-coloring-book.jpg
 
Loktar has a scat fetish.
 
Kitty said:
Loktar has a scat fetish.
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Indeed.

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing[/ame]
 
Do I even want to click that?
 
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