8===D The TALK SMACK ABOUT LOKTAR thread €====8

[Yub]

Loktar is a panda bear raping misogynist with a phobia of trees.

 

[Yub]

He farts on single mothers who are struggling to makes ends meet but tellling he'll gives them $5000 to allow him to do so and then he runs away. He usually does wet farts when he does this, leaving brown residue behind him.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Loktar once stole 1,000 jars of mayonaise, then took a bath in it.

In public.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Loktar shot J.R.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Loktar solicited my mother, my sister and my brother last year on the streets for pinky toe massages.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Loktar drank a gallon of human urine on a dare.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Then he pissed it out and saved it just so he could say he had gold to count.

 

[Daystrom]

Hm. Sounds like Loktar has a girlfriend.

 

[Yub]

Loktar once raped a nun with a baboon's penis he stole from a taxidermist's workshop.

 

[Loktar]

Hm. Sounds like Loktar has a girlfriend.

I wish.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar once raped a nun with a baboon's penis he stole from a taxidermist's workshop.

I was disproving/proving the theory of evolution?

 

[Kitty]

Loktar smells like things BlehhkFut has secks with.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar smells like things BlehhkFut has secks with.

*sniff*

Blehhkfut has sex with Axe deoderant?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Loktar 8====D ~o ~o ~o all over teh bibble!

 

[Loktar]

Loktar 8====D ~o ~o ~o all over teh bibble!

No all over the Bible.

Damn that Mary Magdelene was hot!

What? The Bible doesn't have pictures?

What the hell am I reading then?

 

[Dark Pickle]

 

[Loktar]

I hope thats not what I was reading. If it was, there is gonna be some scarred/scared children tonite.

 

[Kitty]

Loktar has a scat fetish.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar has a scat fetish.

Indeed.

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing[/ame]

 

[Dark Pickle]

Do I even want to click that?