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so I was in Ottawa the same day as Obama

I w i l l n ' t be mad at you then!

when did you shake Hillary Clinton's hand?
 
Back in the early to mid 90's.

Her and Bill came to town for some speech.
 
In 2002, George W Bush came to my workplace and shook my hand. He was taller in person than I expected. Tom Ridge was like super duper duper fat. (He was the Minister of Fear or whatever they called the position that told us what color of fear it was, remember those days?)
 
curiousa2z said:
LOL! Ah, there's the Yankee cliché the world will recognize.
Yes, we certainly do study the US in Canada.
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We study Canada in the US I know because I took a Canadian History course in college. Not that I remember any of it. Its all been replaced with porn and spam. Damn you, internets!
 
Lots of Canadians come to Florida in the winter time!
 
Tony Blair punched my in the eye once.
 
curiousa2z said:
LOL! Ah, there's the Yankee cliché the world will recognize.
Yes, we certainly do study the US in Canada.
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You do? God why? Everyone hates us. Not that I care, You know how typical I am, I'm not the self loathing type.

Let me tell you what I like about Canada:

The bacon (it's delish, my Eggs Benedict would not be complete without it)

The pretty pictures people bring back from visits there.

The Canadians that post on TK (even Luci 'cause his stupidity is super funny)

Roots, even though the owners are Americans they're in Canada and they made our Olympic athletes look super sweet.

The crimes that are reported in the US. For some reasons they are always way sicker and more twisted. You people must need to get creative in all that snow.

The French Canadians that are all stuck up like they're in France, HILARIOUS!

So that's all for now plus I thank you for Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, but not William Shatner, you can have him back.

Almost forgot, in general Canadians are nice...Not always but mostly.

Oh and, I like that you have wild statistics about the US, like every American eats the weight of their head in butter each year. That may be true but I blame Paula Deen.
 
Williams Shatner is humanity's greatest living human.
 
^*modestly*
good point, Wacky. there is that.


- modest, L_G. you forgot to mention we're modest.

true, our bacon is delicious.

and oh, why would we want to study a country we share the world's longest undefended border with? hmmmm.
 
I study Canada extensively as part of my longterm plan to rule the world with an iron fist, and velvet glove.
 
I like the free health care.
 
Canadian bacon isn't really Canadian. Peameal bacon is!
 
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
 
I'm studying to be an honorary Canadian!
 
:D
 
With her fists?
 
!! NEWS FLASH !!

THIS JUST IN FROM THE BOYS ON THE WESTERN FRONT

CASSIE TO FIST LG

REASON: SHATNER'S HONOR

MORE TO FOLLOW
 
Next on Fox.
 
I was in Obama on the same day as Ottawa.
 
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