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Top Tens for 2009
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That's a really bad pic of Kristen Stewart.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#10
(Top fifteen special FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.)
1) Summer Glau - I think Summer Glau gets hotter every week.
2) Evangeline Lilly - Kate's an annoying bitch but still...
3) Natalie Portman - Something of a comeback for the irrepressible Portman!
4) Grace Park - I agree with MuddleFiff that she looked smoking hot in BSG this week. Don't think she's ever been on the list before either, so long deserved.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Wears dresses.
6) Amy Acker - Still looks great even with scars all over her face on Dollhouse. Another who should have been included before.
7) Emily Blunt - English actress. I saw her being interviewed on something and made a note to investigate. She's got a sexiness about her, and her career's about to take off, so I'm backing her early. Better than Keira "weird face" Knightley for sure.
8) Miracle Laurie - Helo's hot neighbour on Dollhouse. Excellent name.
9) Kate Sachoff - I'd "star" her "buck".
10) Maryse Ouellet - WATCH WRESTLING.
11) Anne Hathaway - Not hotter than Natalie, I was just trolling. Still nice.
12) Eliza Dushku - "I JUST WANT TO SLEEP, YO!" (name that reference.)
13) Holly Willoughby - I don't usually find pregnant women hot, BUT...
14) Megan Fox - She IS overrated, BUT sometimes I say pics of her in papers (as has happened a lot since she split from Derek) and forget who she is an automatically think "hmm, she'd make the lower part of a top fifteen special" so there you go.
15) Pippa black - Cute.
(Top fifteen special FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.)
1) Summer Glau - I think Summer Glau gets hotter every week.
2) Evangeline Lilly - Kate's an annoying bitch but still...
3) Natalie Portman - Something of a comeback for the irrepressible Portman!
4) Grace Park - I agree with MuddleFiff that she looked smoking hot in BSG this week. Don't think she's ever been on the list before either, so long deserved.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Wears dresses.
6) Amy Acker - Still looks great even with scars all over her face on Dollhouse. Another who should have been included before.
7) Emily Blunt - English actress. I saw her being interviewed on something and made a note to investigate. She's got a sexiness about her, and her career's about to take off, so I'm backing her early. Better than Keira "weird face" Knightley for sure.
8) Miracle Laurie - Helo's hot neighbour on Dollhouse. Excellent name.
9) Kate Sachoff - I'd "star" her "buck".
10) Maryse Ouellet - WATCH WRESTLING.
11) Anne Hathaway - Not hotter than Natalie, I was just trolling. Still nice.
12) Eliza Dushku - "I JUST WANT TO SLEEP, YO!" (name that reference.)
13) Holly Willoughby - I don't usually find pregnant women hot, BUT...
14) Megan Fox - She IS overrated, BUT sometimes I say pics of her in papers (as has happened a lot since she split from Derek) and forget who she is an automatically think "hmm, she'd make the lower part of a top fifteen special" so there you go.
15) Pippa black - Cute.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yep, when she started saying "yo" in season 7 for no particular reason.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"five by five" was cool because it was invented by Joss but sounded like it could be real slang. Whereas having her say stuff like "Yo" and "mad skills" was just weird and dated.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
It's actually a proper term in radio communications:
[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_by_five[/ame]
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Well that's cool but my point stands because it's fairly obscure so it sounds good on screen whereas saying "yo" will always sound lame. That was my point.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#11
1) Emma Watson - No one else was in the running this week.
2) Elizabeth Mitchell - Reached her (possibly lifetime) hotness peak in Lost this week.
3) Katy Perry - She keeps appearing on tv here, usually looking pretty fucking hot.
4) Emily Blunt - About to become the breakout star of 2009, so I've been stalking her. She has a sexiness about her which you will notice eventually (unless it goes away.)
5) Grace Park - Still making up for not including her earlier.
6) Eva Green - My penis become engorged with blood when I think about her.
7) Levin Rambin - Aww. Probably her final inclusion what with being dead now and all.
8) Natalie Portman - Still hasn't cylced back out.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - Really needs to be pictured more!
10) Holly Willoughby - Because I keep watching a show with her in it the day before the list.
1) Emma Watson - No one else was in the running this week.
2) Elizabeth Mitchell - Reached her (possibly lifetime) hotness peak in Lost this week.
3) Katy Perry - She keeps appearing on tv here, usually looking pretty fucking hot.
4) Emily Blunt - About to become the breakout star of 2009, so I've been stalking her. She has a sexiness about her which you will notice eventually (unless it goes away.)
5) Grace Park - Still making up for not including her earlier.
6) Eva Green - My penis become engorged with blood when I think about her.
7) Levin Rambin - Aww. Probably her final inclusion what with being dead now and all.
8) Natalie Portman - Still hasn't cylced back out.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - Really needs to be pictured more!
10) Holly Willoughby - Because I keep watching a show with her in it the day before the list.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
There were new pictures of Michelle TODAY!!
Not fantastic ones, BUT STILL NEW ONES!
Not fantastic ones, BUT STILL NEW ONES!
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
TWAT about Eva Mendes???
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not my type.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
"Five by Five" was not only NOT invented by Joss, but it wasn't even used by him first. Ye Gods, haven't you young whippersnappers ever seen the James Cameron's truly excellent "Aliens"???
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Because it's a term used radio communication that the Colonial Marines would've used hence why it's in Aliens.
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Right, I was just sayin' that Joss wasn't the first one to use it in popular fiction. NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TOMATOES SO I CAN THROW THEM AT YOUR AV??
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
MORE TALK ABOUT GIRLS IN THIS THREAD NEEDED.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
You mean because she's a "woman" who looks "womanly" with curves and darker skin and smells like dandelions and sunset in Key West?