The gay couple across the road are getting a new bed delivered

[CaptainWacky]

Must have worn the last one out with lots of GAY SEX.

(I'm very immature.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would say PERCEPTIVE (lol gays have sex I hear)

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought they looked longingly at one another while they peeled a banana and slowly ate it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only one of the guys came out to help the delivery guys with the bed. Kind of sad, obviously they feared that if both came out (lol) the delivery men would know they're gay and like sneer or something? Or maybe the other was chained up under the stairs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The other was inside ironing the brand new sheets that they'd just bought at BED BATH BUGGER AND BEYOND.

 

[Tisiphone]

You mean Bed Bath and Beyond my price range?

 

[Dr Dave]

I would say PERCEPTIVE (lol gays have sex I hear)

I hear they even want to get married...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe the other one was indoors getting ready to watch the hot, sweaty men do their work.