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How drunk would you need to be to fuck a horse?

Gagh

Gagh

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Just curious -uh....research purposes.
 
Ask your mom
 
I'll let you know after I get back from a drunken campout this weekend.
 
Hi Tomtrek, I was in a really good mood, jovially posting away, until, ooh, about two posts ago!
 
What happened?
 
Dukat killed Dax, and she was replaced with a mini-me:(
 
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh I THINK you'll find Ezri Dax is a mightly attractive woman.
 
NEIGH NEEEE-I-E-GH!
 
Daystrom

 
The Tomtrek said:
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh I THINK you'll find Ezri Dax is a mightly attractive woman.
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DUDE, I MEAN LIKE, TOTALLY DON'T THINK I DON'T LIKE KNOW SHE'S SO RAD, YOU ARE TALKING TO ME, LIKE TOTALLY IN A THREAD ABOUT FUCKING HORSES, I DON'T THINK I'M LIKE BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS OR BOGUS RAD -MAN POP-POP-A-WHEELIE TONIGHT OMG POPEYE AND SON WAS REALLY GREAT GIBBER FTANG BANANA CROCUS LOU CARPENTER MANGINA.
 
Gagh said:
DUDE, I MEAN LIKE, TOTALLY DON'T THINK I DON'T LIKE KNOW SHE'S SO RAD, YOU ARE TALKING TO ME, LIKE TOTALLY IN A THREAD ABOUT FUCKING HORSES, I DON'T THINK I'M LIKE BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS OR BOGUS RAD -MAN POP-POP-A-WHEELIE TONIGHT OMG POPEYE AND SON WAS REALLY GREAT GIBBER FTANG BANANA CROCUS LOU CARPENTER MANGINA.
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I like Ezri.
 
Come on, stay on topic peeples!

I think for me, the answer is, I'd have to be drunk enough to be charming but not so drunk that I show my dark side. That'd be my best chances imo.
 
ENUMCLAW is a great place name (but only in all caps.)
 
You'd need to drag a ladder along to get the job done. Kind of ruins the spontaneighity.
 
Sisko all the way
 
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