Did Dirk FUnk Get some Pussy Tonight?!

[I Love Cunt]

Is that why he isn't here?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Let's hope it was good.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Is that why he isn't here?

Unfortunately, no. I had just some very un-fun stuff I had to take care of.

 

[I Love Cunt]

You could always lie and make up a good story. Come on Dirk Funk tell us a good bedtime story!

 

[Loktar]

You could always lie and make up a good story. Come on Dirk Funk tell us a good bedtime story!

Indeed. Its Friday evening. Entertain us Dirk.

 

[Mirah]

Yeah Entertain Us Dirk! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Yeah Entertain Us Dirk! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patience. I'll have a good one for you tonight.

 

[Mirah]

Mmm REally?! I can't wait!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can.

*waits*

 

[I Love Cunt]

Patience. I'll have a good one for you tonight.

Yes Master.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I would like to get some pussy tonight...

 

[Loktar]

I would like to get some pussy tonight...

Trouble finally escaped did he? Yay!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I would like to get some pussy tonight...

Ok. Step AWAY from the Tabby!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Trouble finally escaped did he? Yay!

I think it is you who are trouble, Loktar.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Ok. Step AWAY from the Tabby!

No tabbies were hurt in the making of this post!

 

[Loktar]

I think it is you who are trouble, Loktar.

Damn. You're onto me.

*takes slightly soiled cat costume to the cleaners*

 

[Dirk Funk]

No tabbies were hurt in the making of this post!

So, they asked for it, is that what you're saying?

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Asked for, enjoyed, AND PAID FOR!

 

[Yub]

Your moneys on the dresser, chocolate?

 

[J&L Massacres]

Unfortunately, no. I had just some very un-fun stuff I had to take care of.

Oh! So it was dick instead of pussy.