My cat

[curiousa2z]

just jumped up on my lap and has now farted.
I find this most ungrateful.

 

[curiousa2z]

Should I demand recompense from the government for my mental anguish and olfactory suffering?

 

[Tisiphone]

My puppy likes to jump up on me after she's eaten and belch. I feel your pain.

 

[Dr Dave]

What did you do to piss off your cat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GIVE IT A CAT CRIPPLER

 

[curiousa2z]

CAT CRIPPLER COMING UP!

er, what is that, exactly!

 

[curiousa2z]

What did you do to piss off your cat?

I am not sure.
Although he was reading the TK fora.
Perhaps he was editorializing?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, I forgot you're not a professional cat wrestler.

 

[Cassie]

One of my dogs always looks at his butt really fast after he farts, like he thinks there's something behind him.

 

[Blindgroping]

Oh, I forgot you're not a professional cat wrestler.

KITTY CROSSFACE!!!!

 

[Conchaga]

When I first got my two kittens a few weeks ago, one of them was still having digestive issues from being weened and didn't really agree with the solid food. Well, needless to say, he farted a lot. One day he got into my lap and I picked him up to snuggle him and he farted right up my nose. I couldn't smell anything but cat fart for hours.

Carlin did a funny bit on dog farts and watching their sphincters open. I'm too lazy to find a link.

 

[Dr Dave]

I am not sure.
Although he was reading the TK fora.
Perhaps he was editorializing?

It's possible, but its more likely he was irritated at you for not paying attention to him.